I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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