This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
