would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The ass gains better be worth it
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