Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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