So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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