Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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