I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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