i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i came on her dog
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
as a side note pls kill me
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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