So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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