just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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