Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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