and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
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For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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