dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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