Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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