We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We had sex on a dog bed..
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I am mentally ready for anal.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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