I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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