Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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