I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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