and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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