Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
This house was built for laser tag.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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