plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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