I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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