So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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