Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Your dad touched me again.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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