Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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