Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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