i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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