Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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