You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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