You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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