I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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