he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We had to coat check the pizza.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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