I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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