im drinking this country out of the recession.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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