In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
NoShamevember. You game?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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