I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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