Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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