Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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