You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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