i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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