Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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