So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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