mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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