If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just high enough for therapy.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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