The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Randomize
