yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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