couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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