I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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