Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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