I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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