i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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