Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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