Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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