oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
