He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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